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It’s Fabio’s Fault.

    Remember how I said that Laev apparently inherited her surreal prey mania from her sire? He’s a Czech-bred dog named Fabio.

    Well, tonight my friend Melissa told me that she and her husband had designed a T-shirt for me. It would show an upside-down cat, legs stiff in the air and X’s for eyes. A similarly-marked squirrel would be to one side, and a chipmunk on the other. The picture’s caption would read, “It’s Fabio’s fault.”

    What a conversation piece, as people tried to figure out how a male model had killed my cat…!

    (No, I haven’t really let Laev kill any critters. If you don’t find this humorous, just ignore it. Thanks.)

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